Beast of Burden

We went to Lighthouse Park last Sunday. There were tons of logs laying around, so I thought I should test my strength. Thanks to regular swimming and yoga I'm doing pretty well, don't you think? I know you don't believe me, Dear Reader. I am always at least partly truthful, though, I'll have you know. The real test of my brute strength (er, improved strength) was, as I mentioned, lifting boxes of copier paper at work. In May I broke a sweat moving them and enjoyed playing off the sympathies the generous help of various gentlemen at my workplace. Now it's a piece o' cake! I might still ask for help so I don't soil my outfit, though. Is that so wrong?