Japanese-Brazilians in Japan

I felt I should practice squirting the pigeons by using Ronnie. He's dead. He doesn't notice. And it's not like the pigeons don't crap all over everything and make loads of noise. My stupid neighbor put pigeon houses under her eaves so the bastards hang out there all the time then come sit on the electric box and poop all over the front balcony and back balcony and everywhere. I'm hoping the giant spiders will catch them in their webs and have a tasty meal. Flying rats. I do feel sorry for the deformed ones, but, still.