Accessorizing Your John

If your John is a man, he could wear a fashionable wig or fur hat.


This is the Apollo wig. It lists at just under $500.00.



This mink fur gangster hat is pretty amazing.


As is this applejack hat.

If, however, your john is made of porcelain, I would instead recommend the following:



Customize your toilet! Match the flush handle to your toilet paper holder.



Buy it here.

Comments

  1. The John model looks like a wax figure.

    So are the mink hats to cover baldness?

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  2. If you're bald, I suppose so...

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